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carys-the-ninth:

“The magic system is never fully explained” yeah that’s how life works. Imagine having a story set in modern day America and the characters have several pages of exposition on combustion engines and telecommunication networks before we get to the plot

i think this is absolutely correct and good writing advice but also victor hugo would like to have a word with you about the parisian sewer system circa 1832

victor hugo would like to have many words with you about the parisian sewer system circa 1831

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

There’s this white woman at work (WWAW) who thinks we’re friends and keeps asking me things that are racist but she feels like since I’m “her black friend” she can say A Lot of things.

In reality I stay silent then laugh at her with the rest of my poc coworkers. I want to see how far she’ll push the line before just leaping over it

She also believes every conspiracy: highlights:

  • Biden is a vampire (she’s a huge trump supporter)
  • Britney Spears died and her clone is around
  • Beyonce is a demon (like real satanic demon)

She claims her great great grandfather was Mexican so she’s half Mexican (she is fully white). She also once mentioned her great…..something grandfather was a black slave and I can’t WAIT until that one comes up.

She also asked me if a coworker (fully white) married a black person, and when i asked why she wanted to know, she said “because she seems ‘a little ghetto’ sometimes”

She also commented that black people spend money on stupid things and she said “Mexicans (remember she is 'half mexican’) and white people don’t buy random things like that”

She also said they shouldn’t have casted The Little Mermaid black bc “it removes the representation that gingers had” and im like you (who is also not even ginger??) are SO close to having an epiphany. Just shift it and realize why the black representation is important to black people

Today she said the submarine that imploded didn’t actually do that. It went too deep and saw something it wasn’t supposed to and the government blew it up. The same thing happened to the Titanic.

She is 100% serious

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